Senior slump
I?ve heard the expression ?senior slump? many times; but I never knew what it meant exactly。
Now it?s crystal clear。 Senior slump is when you blow off your afternoon classes and go back to
your friend?s apartment to order veggie lo mein; drink chardonnay; and smoke cigarettes。 It?s
when you wind up in bed with a boy at three o?clock in the afternoon。 It?s when you skip
third…period calculus to stock up on clingy silk jersey wrap dresses at Diane von Furstenberg?s
private sale。 It?s when you accidentally sleep till ten on a Thursday。Oops。 Last term we were such
goody…goodies; teachers? pets。 This term we?re badasses。 We?re also feeling our wild oats。 I?m
pretty sure half the girls in my P。E。 class were off kissing boys on the steps of the Metropolitan
Museum of Art instead of doing chin…ups on the monkey bars in the gym。 Keep it up girls?
hooking up ismuch better exercise!
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Sightings
Jand a tall; freckled girl with an unfortunate haircut giggling during a dance class at Constance
Billard。 GuessJ has a new friend。N and his buddies ordering chai atStarbucks ; in the hopes that it
might be laced with something mood…altering。V at the NYU store buying an NYU mug; an NYU
sweatshirt;and an NYU baseball cap。 And she claims not to be a sucker for that sort of thing。D
bing his local newsstand for an advance issue ofThe New Yorker 。S andA enjoying a little
PDA as usual。 She?s never had a boyfriend for more than five minutes; so we?ll see how long this
lasts。 。 。 。
Okay; I admit it。 I?m cutting class as we speak。 Promise you won?t tell!
You know you love me。
gossip girl
sis in love
Standing in a drift of old snow outside the Constance Billard School for Girls on East
Ninety…third Street; Aaron Rose waited for Serena to e hurtling through the towering royal
blue school doors and into his arms。 Mookie; his brown…and…white boxer; sat panting beside him
on the sidewalk wearing the red…and…black plaid doggie jacket Serena had bought him yesterday at
Burberry。 In Aaron?s hands were two steaming cups from Starbucks。 Ever since they?d gotten
together at Serena?s wild New Year?s Eve party six weeks ago; this had bee their little ritual。
Aaron would meet Serena after school and they?d amble down Fifth Avenue arm in arm; drinking
soy lattes and stopping now and then to kiss。 New Year?s Eve had been a total
fuck…it…we?re…both…in…the…mood…so…why…not…hook…up? spontaneous sort of thing; but over the past