青帝小说

第7部分（第3页）

and　has　been　in　rehab　in　Palm　Springs　ever　since。　She　likes　it　so　much　there　she？s　buying　a　ranch

right　next　door；　redoing　it　in　shades　of　pink；　and　calling　it　Sallyland。　If　we？re　lucky；　she？ll　stay

there　forever；　only　busting　out　in　her　late　sixties　to　do　overproduced　cabaret　shows　on　the　Vegas

Strip　to　prove　that　she　can　still　lip…sync　with　the　best　of　them　despite　her　advanced　age　and

drug…addled　mind。

What　about　our　favorite　twenty…something　actress　who　got　into　that　bit　of　trouble　with　the

law？something　to　do　with　carrying　shopping　bags　full　of　items　that　didn？t　exactly　belong　to　her

out　of　a　well…known　department　store？　She？s　in　rehab；　too；　but　don？t　worry？the　film　industry　will

find　a　way　to　bring　her　back。　In　fact；　that？s　what　distinguishes　the　flavors　of　the　month　from　the

real　stars。　We　kind　ofwant　to　see　her　again。　We　want　to　know　that　there？s　life　after　being　busted。

We　want　to　see　her　rise　to　new　heights；　whereas　we　don？t　much　care　what　happens　to　Sally。　At

nineteen；　she　was　already　tired。

The　ins　and　outs　of　rehab

Rehab　and　college　are　actually　very　similar　as　far　as　status　is　concerned。　There　are　the　select　few；

which　are　filled　with　celebrities　and　the　children　of　the　very　rich；　and　then　there　are　the　rest　of

them；　which　are　filled　with　regular　people。　Getting　into　the　best　ones　is　highly　petitive；　but

once　you？re　in；　you？rein　。　So　I　wouldn？t　worry　about　our　darlingN　。　He　may　be　in　trouble；　but　his

parents　aren？t　about　to　send　him　to　the　rehab　equivalent　of　munity　college。

Your　e…mail

Q：？　？　Dear　GG；

I？m　an　intern　at　Les　Best　Couture；　and　I　heard　Les　sent　a　spy　toS　？s　school　to　check　out　what　she

looked　like。　He　was　kind　of　mad　that　she　was　hired　without　him　even　seeing　her。

？lilintern

A：？　？　Dear　lil；

I　bet　he？s　not　mad　anymore　though；　right？

？GG

Q：？　？　dear　gossip　girl；

how　e　you　never　mentionK　andI　anymore？　It　makes　me　wonder　if　maybe　you　are　one　of

them。

？eyespy

A：？　？　Dear　eyespy；

I？ll　never　tell；　so　wonder　away！

？GG

Sightings

KandI　？there；　I　mentioned　them？inBryant　Park　；　freezing　their　butts　off　in　skimpyBlue　Cult

denim　miniskirts　as　they　tried　to　get　the　interns　working　the　doors　of　theFashion　Week　tents　to

give　them　first…　or　second…row　seats　for　Friday　and　Saturday？s　runway　shows　instead　of　their

usual　ones　toward　the　back。B　rentingHow　to　Steal　a　Million　；　starringAudrey　Hepburn　；　for　the