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ABC Amber LIT Converter v2。02
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Disclaimer: All the real names of places; people; and events have been altered or abbreviated to
protect the innocent。 Namely; me。
hey people!
Aren?t we special?
So the rumor floating around about the Ivies not accepting anyone early this year turned out to be
totally false。 Hooray?some of us got in! I know we?re feeling pretty special; but if we start
partying like it?s 2099; drinking champagne before homeroom and cutting half our classes; we?re
going to wind up with only each other to party with; because all our other friends are going to hate
our guts。 Try to keep it to yourselves if you can; at least until April when the rest of the class finds
out where they?re going。 It?s for your own good; I promise。
TheL word
With Valentine?s Day less than a week away; love is in the aireverywhere 。 It?s on the tips of our
tongues。 It?s what we?re thinking about before we fall asleep。 We catch ourselves and our
neighbors doodling corny hearts in math class。 But just because the world has turned into one
gigantic BEMINEcandy heart doesn?t mean we have to go around making promises we can?t keep。
Using theL word in intimate settings can be dangerous。 I prefer to use it more generally; as in;I
love you all 。 And I mean that; I really do!
Sightings
Nskulking downMadison Avenue with his hands in his coat pockets; looking uncharacteristically
tense and preoccupied。V andD kissing inShakespeare Books ; nearNYU ?aw; howcute 。B
atSigerson Morrison inNoHo; trying on pair of shoes in the store。S inFetch onBleecker Street ;
buying another irresistible doggie outfit for her favorite pooch。J and her new friend;E ; giggling in
the feminine…hygiene aisle at Duane Reade。 Ah; youth。 AndA ; stocking up on used reggae records
at a tiny unnamed shop on East Third Street。 He?s got to have something to listen to while he
blows off the rest of second semester。
Your e…mail
Q:? ? Dear GG;
I heard that dealer who used to work in the pizza place got busted by the NYPD and now he?s
doing time as a narc in the park; busting all his old customers。
?Dawg
A:? ? Dear Dawg;
That sounds like a bad TNT movie。 I just hope none of our friends end up starring in it。
?GG
Q:? ? Dear GossipG;
I totally forgot to tell you before; but I saw that little freshman with the giant boobs in the waiting
room of my cosmetic surgeon。